I spent it on video poker. I like going to the video place for my break. I'm not trying to win, I'm there for the ladies.
3 senior citizens who are there a lot.
Single-serving friends work for me. I like places where nobody knows me but we see each other every day. They call me "Big hat guy". I play only 1 cent so that gives me 500 spins to eavesdrop on them complaining about their deadbeat grown kids, freaking out when they win, making fun of husband's impotence and having naughty conversations sans the foul language.
They are a riot. Today they floored me. I ordered a huge hotdog and sat down at the "State sponsored gambling device". I made sure to face forward without acknowledging them for as long as possible. I'm friendly enough, i just don't want to contaminate the experiment.
The reaction didn't disappoint. Instantly one of them said, "Wow Big Hat Guy, that's a really nice weenie!"
she looked to her friend "Look at Big Hat Guy's hansom weenie Kate."
They both start cackling with laughter. Kate never looked away from the screen. The owners and clerks know me from the tv. Even though I ordered the smallest dog they give me the biggest one and then overload it with toppings. It was phallic looking.
It looked like a pizza with a penis. After gambling they planned to go get ice cream. I love seeing them have a second childhood together. Today was well worth the 5 spot. Someday I want to wait around until they lose their money and then give my ladies each a $500.
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