Helping someone move.
We stopped for gas, i ran in to pay. The woman
in front of me in line a was apparently gift shopping.
"It's my boyfriend's birthday. I wanna get him something nice.
...How much are those lighters?"
clerk
"99 cents but if you really want to impress him I have these here for a buck nineynine."
"OOOh!" she cried with her top knot bouncing up and down.
"Show me the expensive ones"
Luckily I had all day to wait for them to examine all the eagles, flags, pyramids, unicorns and beer themed lighters. Not!
Ok truth be told, after she split I also got a lighter (but a cheap one)
Couldn't resist the suggestion.
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