I was hidden in a screened porch puffing when a date night couple walked by. Her: Smell that? That's the smell of cocaine"
Him: "You mean weed."
Her: "You know I hate being corrected!"
She stormed off with him trailing and apologizing.
Heads up, if I am ever dim enough to confuse those two things, please let me know.
I very much like ganja but as far as powders go I'm not even a fan of aspirin.
